OKAY GUYS I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A THING
AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE
WHO REBLOGS THIS UNTIL THE 20TH
GETS A CHRISTMAS GIFT MADE BY ME
ACCORDING TO THEIR BLOGS
You don’t need to do ANYTHING ut reblog ! Seriously i don’t care if you follow me or not. i WILL make EVERYONE something !
So yay !
I JUST PEED MYSELF
MY DOG JUST FREAKED OUT AND I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING
my friends and i cant breathe omfg
I’m so sorry but I can’t even right now. THAT WAS SO FUCKING GREAT. JESUS. wait. DEMON
i cant do this anymore, reblogging for a second time
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
i love how fandoms connect shit together that the writers probably didnt even think about.
i think this is how english teachers feel when they analyse novels in class
i want Twelve to swear a lot but i want the TARDIS to be conscious of it and basically put a swear filter on him so every time he says a bad word it comes out as a made up ten-year-old swear
you are a beautiful human being
X factor performances: The boys through the years
i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Oh, so when a fox does it, the picture gets 3,500 notes, but when I do it, it’s “disrespectful" and "illegal.”
My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
i need to hire someone full-time to stand behind me and tell me not to buy things